table four, still screaming

Dumpling
Cat

six in the basket, one is awake
Dumpling Cat held by chopsticks over a bowl of soy sauce

They folded me in at six in the morning. I was awake for all of it and I have opinions.

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Five of them came out quiet

We left the same steamer at the same minute. They accepted it and I did not. Being loud is the only reason anybody remembers which one I am, and the tongs pass over me every single time.

Bamboo steamer with six dumplings, one of them a cat

The soy sauce was not my idea either.

Somebody decided I needed seasoning on top of everything else that has already happened to me this morning. I am a whole animal wrapped in a whole meal. The dip is showing off.

Dumpling Cat lifted on chopsticks